Worst...Loss...Ever...
Iowa Sucks.
We all know this, and we've been over it before. The whole reason the Mississippi river flows south is that--you guessed it--Iowa sucks.
The particular aspect of Iowa's suckiness that has me on edge today is their loss to Northwestern State University. I had picked Iowa to go to the Sweet 16. I guess that will teach me to depend on something as sucky as Iowa. Did I mention that Iowa sucks?
Well, it is St. Patrick's day--which is really a day for merriment. So, to combat the gloom and honor the good people of Ireland, I thought I'd compose a limerick:
Iowa sucks, it is true
Atlant bracket is screwed
A three-pointer lofted
A jersey torn off-ted
Now I am pulling for Duke
We all know this, and we've been over it before. The whole reason the Mississippi river flows south is that--you guessed it--Iowa sucks.
The particular aspect of Iowa's suckiness that has me on edge today is their loss to Northwestern State University. I had picked Iowa to go to the Sweet 16. I guess that will teach me to depend on something as sucky as Iowa. Did I mention that Iowa sucks?
Well, it is St. Patrick's day--which is really a day for merriment. So, to combat the gloom and honor the good people of Ireland, I thought I'd compose a limerick:
Iowa sucks, it is true
Atlant bracket is screwed
A three-pointer lofted
A jersey torn off-ted
Now I am pulling for Duke
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3:57 PM
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