Do You Hair What I Hair?

A bald Vietnamese guy named Vinnie gave me a haircut today.

No kidding.

Pretty good haircut too, if I do say so myself. Oh, and instead of shaving the back of my neck with the electric razor, he did it with a straight edge. I was terrified, but I left the place unscathed.

Also unscathed is my beard. I wasn't about to go all the way on that one.

Oh, and they were playing Christmas music in the background already. Last I checked, it ISN'T EVEN THANKSGIVING YET. Seriously.